Jen Lancaster Quotes
I learned to glitter the pumpkins for Halloween not because I went into it thinking, 'I'm going to glitter some pumpkins!' No. I bought all of these big, cold, slimy, disgusting pumpkins and tried to carve them, and it was gross, so I had to find something else to do with them. Glitter was life-changing.
Citations
Lancaster, Jen. The Tao of Martha. New American Library, 2013.
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Jennifer ("Jen") Lancaster is an American author whose titles have appeared on The New York Times Best Seller list.