Jen Lancaster Quotes


I learned to glitter the pumpkins for Halloween not because I went into it thinking, 'I'm going to glitter some pumpkins!' No. I bought all of these big, cold, slimy, disgusting pumpkins and tried to carve them, and it was gross, so I had to find something else to do with them. Glitter was life-changing.


Citations

Lancaster, Jen. The Tao of Martha. New American Library, 2013.

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Jen Lancaster
Jen Lancaster
  • Born: November 5, 1967
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Author

Jennifer ("Jen") Lancaster is an American author whose titles have appeared on The New York Times Best Seller list.