Nicholas Haslam Quotes

I've never had Botox. But I like people to imagine I have.

I don't know why women do Botox. It doesn't make them look younger, it just makes them look like they had work done. You are not going to look the same as you did at 25.

I was given a mask of myself by Frances Barber when we opened 'Julius Caesar.' I looked much younger and prettier. Wearing it was certainly cheaper than Botox.

No one's ever told me I needed to get a facelift or anything.

I've always liked wrinkles. When I was a young girl, I used to make lines on my face with my nails because I loved Jeanne Moreau. I always wanted to be older; I always added years to my life. For the longest time, if people thought I was older, I would take it as a compliment.

You can tell when someone has had a facelift and I haven't had a facelift, and I look like I haven't had a facelift.

I care about being formally physically attractive in my life, and I think that I am quite vain about my performance. I'm just not vain about how I look while I give the performance.

I can't wait to get my face lifted but my husband says, 'No, don't do it.' I think if it makes you feel better, go for it, but it would be nice if it looked good. There are a lot of people out there who are disasters and you think, 'Why did you do that?'

I'd never have a facelift, as I have never seen one that looks good.

One of the few advantages to not being beautiful is that one usually gets better-looking as one gets older; I am, in fact, at this very moment, gaining my looks.

I'm not saying my own looks don't give the game away. Nothing I can do about that anymore. A nip and tuck ain't gonna do it.

I don't want to be younger, I just want to look it.

So what if my face is falling apart? I don't give a damn. Anyway, it gives me character. Everyone thinks that they can stay pretty forever but some come out of Beverly Hills surgeries looking scary to me.

What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

In real life, I'm gorgeous, beautiful.

Surrounding myself with beautiful women keeps me young.

I just think that I'll never have plastic surgery if I'm not in front of the camera. If you make your living selling this thing, which is the way you look, then maybe you do it. But trust me, the minute I'm directing or producing and not starring, I would never even think of it.

I really do believe that my style is informed by the fact that I had such issues with my appearance at various times of my life.

If people think I look good, it's the make-up.

I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

I see myself as most people see themselves, you have good days and bad days. I don't think I'm better looking now than I did three years ago.

I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.

I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.