Lyle Alzado Quotes

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

I'm not a madman.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

There's a big difference between sanity and insanity.

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.

All I want to be is normally insane.

Are we, then, insane because we have not gone mad?

I'm not much crazier than anybody else, but I'm not much saner.

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.

Madness is tonic and invigorating. It makes the sane more sane. The only ones who are unable to profit by it are the insane.

When do you know you're insane? And when do you known you're sane? I think I treat a fine line between the two. It's a battle to function, but somehow I manage.

In a mad world, only the mad are sane.

It's okay to be crazy, but don't be insane.

I am not a madman or a nut.

Sanity is madness put to good use.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

Insanity is a very high art form. If everyone was insane, I wouldn't be here!

Nothing sounds as crazy as telling people you're not crazy.

I think we're all pretty crazy on this bus. I'm not sure I know anyone who's got all the dots on his or her dice.

Men have called me mad; but the question is not yet settled, whether madness is or is not the loftiest intelligence.

If you're ever in doubt, throw a pepper in the air. If it fails to come down, you have gone mad, so don't trust in anything.

For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.