Sue Perkins Quotes

I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.

Growing up, I was the plain one. I had no style. I was the tough kid with the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.

I look like a 'Sesame Street' character in real life when I wake up. But not like the cute ones, like kind of like the ones that look a little rough around the edges.

'Drekitude' is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. 'Drek' is a total, total, total hot mess.

Every one called me scruffy, a scratter, that's what they used to call me. I was known as that. Scratter was the nickname.

I'm very scruffy and messy in the way that I am and always have been.

… slobby Michael Moore

I was everything an R&B singer wasn't. I wasn't in shape. I wasn't a pretty boy.

I'm a slob. I live in sweatpants and workout clothes.

I was an uncommonly unattractive young man.

You know, I was not an attractive child - I never had a cute face.

I was naturally skinny and had braces, so I wasn't a cute model.

I'm one of those tall, lanky, awkward kids.

When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.

My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.

Manscaping and all of that is not my thing. I'm more of the Clint Eastwood kind of guy.

I stayed away from mirrors when I was younger and I didn't like having my picture taken. I was tall and had braces and felt ugly.

I like ungroomed men. The relaxed look. I don't like fussy guys. Just shower and use deodorant.

I'm super-curvy.

This place is a mess!

I was skinny. I wore thick glasses. I had acne.

My eyebrows are a mess. They're skinny; they're dodgy.

I was very insecure about my looks.

Usually, somebody's size is not even in the top five things they would say about themselves. Because there's so much more going on than if they have blonde hair or are a size 12.

My hair was long - in my high school year book, I looked like an ugly David Cassidy.