Cilla Black Quotes

My page is junk, because I hate putting anything to do with me on the site, it just feels wrong.

I'm not a real blond... Shocking.

People say the seats at sporting events are too small. My response is, 'That's why we're trying to work on the size of your rear end!'

I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I look? In the right light, and with a following wind.

I realised that if you get yourself labeled as the funny one, people don't look any further. I've used that as I've got older. It's controlling: I decide what part of my personality you're seeing. I don't want you to look at me, I really don't. I don't want you to comment on my clothes, my hair or the way I look.

I personally feel that, for some people, their physique and looks work for them. And when you're deprived of both these aspects, you rely on humour!

Films don't decide my whole life. They are just a part of who I am. What I do in my personal life should be of no concern to the filmmakers or the fans.

It's cool when people know you more, but I like people to treat me regular when they see me. I take pictures. I don't really be big on people looking at me.

For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.

The picture was of me, and I sent it.

I'm actually rubbish at selfies. I always feel a bit ridiculous doing it unless I'm with a bunch of friends, where I'll usually stand at the back with a huge grin on my face!

A selfie is a sort of interesting way to reclaim the gaze, right? You're looking at yourself and taking a photo while looking at everyone. But also, who cares?

I'm not comfortable doing nudity. That's something quite personal.

I am too fat and tall to be a jockey. This is not self-deprecation - I realise that I am neither too fat nor too tall - but I am too fat and too tall to be a jockey.

I honestly just want to take a selfie sometimes.

Selfie is referred to the new age 'autograph' for our fans nowadays! Also, I like clicking selfies.

I still feel awkward taking a selfie sometimes; it feels a little weird.

In my own mind, I can joke about anything.

Standing in front of our hallway mirror, I am practising a few poses - one leg artfully bent, the opposite shoulder up - when the man of the house strides in and decides to share: a) I look like I have dislocated my shoulder and b) Has anyone ever told me I strongly resemble Tom Cruise?

Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.

I realized that I have very long arms so I can take the perfect arm-length picture with fans

Most people don't know that I invented the selfie.

I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur.

If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.

For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that's a great thing.