Sloane Crosley Quotes

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

I probably carry a fair amount of sarcasm in my daily life.

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony.

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

Now I must give one smirk and then we may be rational again

Posturing is funny to me.

I'm kind of sarcastic. Not cynical but sarcastic.

I love the deadpan. It's such a strong go-to. It lets the audience make their own decisions about what you're thinking.

I think the humor, when applied in the right amount, only serves to intensify the other emotions in a given song; it highlights them, makes them stand out.

I am emoji-heavy as hell. I'd use the same emoji 140 times just to communicate how excited I am.

My emoji vocabulary is pretty limited to, like, the smiling poop and the rainbow and a unicorn or something.

The one thing that makes me laugh about the phrase 'the worst week of my life' is that nobody actually uses that phrase when something really bad happens.

We weren't going anywhere," Nick said with a smile. He was trying to sound charming, but instead wound up sounding heavily sedated.

What that situation really needed was a little eyebrows.

You took the words right out of my mouth, it must have been while you were kissing me.

Didn't we talk about this?" "HAIL!" "That isn't an answer." I planted my hands on my hips. "Was there a reason for shoving the gummy bears off the counter? Did they tell you they were suicidal? On second thought," I raised a hand, palm out, "don't answer that. If the candy is talking, I don't want to know.

I have started smiling! I've mastered this smirk; it's a smile that isn't a smile.

The people of Sydney who can speak of my work without a smile are very scarce.

Are there grounds now and then for an unironic smile?

..her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it.

Pray do not interrupt me," he wrote. "I am smiling.

Smiling is confusing, she thought. This is why I don’t do it.

I enjoy my anger, it’s the only hobby I have.

You smile. No, it is not fatal.

A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence."