Roy Blount Jr. Quotes

If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing Twitter.

I really don't have time "to Twitter," it's not something that should grab your day. That's a big misconception, actually, about the whole service. You don't go out of your way to tweet, you just post when you've got something. Hopefully, not while you're driving. It complements your life more than takes over your life.

My dad finds Twitter just infinitely unrelatable. He's like, 'Why would I want to tell anybody what I had for a snack, it's private?!' And I'm like, 'Why would you even have a snack if you didn't tell anybody? Why bother eating?'

I don't keep up with Twitter all day long.

If I see what you're up to on Facebook but I don't see your updates on Flickr, I'll still care about Facebook.

I have a Twitter, but I'm not a tweeter... if that really makes sense.

I'm not a Facebook/Twitter gal, but my husband is.

I like to communicate on my Instagram page with people: use it as a window to my world.

I not only work online through my various projects, but I am an avid user of online technologies to connect and engage with friends as well.

Twitter, Instagram - I don't do it at all.

Lots of people do that silly tweeting.

I'm becoming more and more of a social media participant, so of course I can always be found everywhere from Twitter to Insta to Facebook.

I usually surface on social media only when there's a film.

I don't even have Facebook anymore. I spend a fair amount of time on Twitter, though.

Social media has changed everything. Since we're talking about what we do when we wake up and posting it, we're talking about where we go on Sundays. It's not just about where you work anymore. It's about your life.

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.

I find it fascinating to see other people's photos on social media but I don't upload pictures myself. I don't even know how to. I'm completely digital-phobic.

Facebook and Twitter and these other social sites bring every, I mean, 140 characters. I mean, I'm on Twitter and I have fun. But I don't think anybody learns anything about me as a person.

I've always been a social network retard, even before there was a social network. People would say, "You want to go to this party and do some networking?"

I want to be one of those cool people that's like, "What is Twitter?" and just be totally blind to it.

I have thoughts every day that are themselves tweets.

I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my life.

I remember when Twitter first came out. I was so against it, I wanted nothing to do with it. I wanted to keep my life to myself. I felt like I didn't want to just put things out to the world that were pointless and meaningless.

I love tweeting. I tweet every day. I stay in contact, I tell them what I'm doing. I've posted pictures of my books on there and they buy the books. It's a very good way to communicate with people, but I can't go to bed without tweeting something. I have to tweet something.

Some people really like to get into Twitter, but it's not my thing.