Justin Roiland Quotes

I'm not a big burper. It's not easy for me to do.

I'm really good at gymnastics, and that's about it.

Only a portion of my intestinal tract was working.

I'm useless with a sword in real life.

I always went with my agenda, I just couldn't execute it.

I always wanted to be an athlete. Then when I realized that I can't run very fast, jump very high, or catch anything, I thought, 'Maybe if this doesn't work out, I can be an actor.'

I'm an amazing cook. And I'm a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy.

Besides, I'm fairly incompetent. I can't play that fast.

I'm not the fastest guy or the quickest guy.

I don't think I'll ever be able to grow a beard.

I know that I have a special stomach.

The hand is man's most valuable servant; its dexterity enables it to respond to his slightest bidding.

I am tone deaf.

I am not a natural dancer.

I can't even pretend to play golf.

I can touch my toes, but I bend in a strange way. I'll never be in the Olympics.

I can't dance to save my life.

I would hate people to think bossy is all I can do.

You need a particular talent only to want to please. I don't have this talent.

Man's freedom is finite and fallible

I could never be a distance runner, because I can't run for more than ten minutes. There aren't enough iPod gigabytes in the world to make that worth it for me.

I don't know how to dance, and I don't have any extra flexible skills.

I tried it, but frankly, I don't know how to twerk.

Singing is definitely something I'm not good at. I wish I could be good at it, but that's a skill I definitely don't have.

I'm not the best athlete.