Terry Pratchett Quotes


Any true wizard, faced with a sign like 'Do not open this door. Really. We mean it. We're not kidding. Opening this door will mean the end of the universe,' would automatically open the door in order to see what all the fuss is about. This made signs rather a waste of time, but at least it meant that when you handed what was left of the wizard to his grieving relatives you could say, as they grasped the jar, 'We told him not to."


Citations

Pratchett, Terry. The Light Fantastic. Colin Smythe, 1986.

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Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
  • Born: April 28, 1948
  • Died: March 12, 2015
  • Nationality: English
  • Profession: Novelist

Sir Terence David John Pratchett OBE was an English humorist, satirist, and author of fantasy novels, especially comical works. He is best known for his Discworld series of 41 novels.