Bill Murray Quotes

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

We are the only real aristocracy in the world: the aristocracy of money.

In order to stand well in the eyes of the community, it is necessary to come up to a certain, somewhat indefinite, conventional standard of wealth.

In America, what you've accomplished financially is a measurement, whether you like it or not.

I've made these films, and I'm really proud, but my lifestyle hasn't changed.

Many people come here and they think my apartment is a poor relative to my name. But you cannot be radical and have money, it’s impossible.

Most rich people are the poorest people I know.

People who are rich want to be richer, but what's the difference? The toys get different, that's all. The rich guys buy a football team, the poor guys buy a football. It's all relative.

Conscience and wealth are not always neighbors.

At least being prosperous set one apart in England; here it guaranteed nothing, not even taste.

In the affairs of this world, poverty alone is without envy.

Noble descent and worth, unless united with wealth, are esteemed no more than seaweed.

Money enhances a man, yes, as beauty enhances a woman.

The rank is but the guinea's stamp, The man's the gowd for a' that.

Never esteem people (including yourself) more because they have money, nor think less of anyone (including yourself) because they lack it. Virtue is the only just reason for respecting anyone, lack of virtue the only reason for holding anyone in low regard.

But to the world no bugbear is so great, As want of figure and a small estate.

Here's a guy that inherited $200 million. If he hadn't inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now?

Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.

She was a lovely blonde, with fine teeth. She had gold and pearls for her dowry; but her gold was on her head, and her pearls were in her mouth.

Yeah my money's so tall that my Barbie's gotta climb it

While brother Joseph was referring to the provinces of God, I was led to reflect that there is no act, no principle, no power belonging to the Deity that is purely philosophical. The birth of the Saviour was as natural as are the births of our children; it was the result of natural action. He partook of flesh and blood - was begotten of his Father, as we were of our fathers.

Your messages I hear, but faith has not been given; The dearest child of Faith is Miracle.

I was the lion who forced you to join with Aravis. I was the cat who comforted you among the houses of the dead. I was the lion who drove the jackals from you while you slept. I was the lion who gave the horses the new strength of fear for the last mill so that you should reach King Lune in time. And I was the lion you do not remember who pushed the boat in which you lay, a child near death, so that it came to shore where a man sat, wakeful at midnight, to receive you.

In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display.

He who loses his money is forsaken by his friends, his wife, his servants and his relations; yet when he regains his riches those who have forsaken him come back to him. Hence wealth is certainly the best of relations.