Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Quotes

When people call this beast to mind, They marvel more and more At such a little tail behind, So large a trunk before.

It was considerably larger than a knife hilt.

I'm not a short person; I'm 5'10 and I was wearing heels, and I felt like a tiny little creature next to Shaquille O'Neal.

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

In my family, I'm short.

Most actors are small, anyway - at least compared to me.

Maybe because she's smaller than me she might look taller.

Hath a lion ever feared jackals? Hath any one ever seen the light of the firefly in bright sunshine? What availeth a drop of water in comparison with the ocean?

One often needs someone smaller than oneself.

I'm a big girl, so I want somebody that's going to make me look a little bit smaller.

I'm a lot bigger than a lot of these DBs.

I know I'm smarter than an armadillo

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG

What is speed? The sports press often confuses speed with insight. See, if I start running slightly earlier than someone else, I seem faster.

Dear God. Not only am I unemployed and homeless, but I also have a pregnant woman, bereaved dog, elephant, and eleven horses to take care of.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

A homosexual is further away from a woman than a rhinoceros.

Yes, Ronaldinho is bigger than me. Exactly 4 centimeters.

I know it was more than that. But it was also less than that, too.

Dogs have a sense of smell much greater than ours and they're much faster than we are. We have fairly dull senses, fairly slow locomotion. In our Olympic trials, we celebrate speeds that would be an embarrassment to a bird or a dog or another animal.

The world is a big place," he said, "but so is the inside of an apartment!

I have just one tube of lipstick, but it's as big as a can of hairspray.

An oak tree and a rosebush grew, Young and green together, Talking the talk of growing things- Wind and water and weather. And while the rosebush sweetly bloomed The oak tree grew so high That now it spoke of newer things- Eagles, mountain peaks and sky. "I guess you think you're pretty great," The rose was heard to cry, Screaming as loud as it possibly could To the treetop in the sky. "And now you have no time for flower talk, Now that you've grown so tall." "It's not so much that I've grown," said the tree, "It's just that you've stayed so small.

He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

A dwarf is small even if he stands on a mountain; a colossus keeps his height, even if he stands in a well.